i have officially narrowed down my life goals to what i believe are the most essential and most prudent achievements: - somehow manage to persevere and not drop out of high school so that i am accepted into columbia. ever-so-casually stumble across (read: stealthily follow around campus), fall in love with and marry james franco - become adopted by apatow and co., transform self into highly successful director and screen writer of female-based comedies in the line of seth rogan films - bang james franco on a daily basis since i am married to him
